There is only one thing about which I am certain...

Here are a few good thoughts I would like to share with you.

• There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain.
  ______________W.Somerset Maugham



• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
  ______________Fran Lebowitz



• It is the responsibility of the media to look at the president with a microscope, but they go too far when they use a proctoscope.
  ______________Richard M. Nixon



• Marriage is not merely sharing fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
  ______________Calvin Trillin



• There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time when we were happy.
  ______________Dante Alighieri



• Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or at eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
  ______________Henry Ford



• Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree.
  ______________Ezra Pound