WOMAN AT DIFFERENT AGES

Some years back a friend of mine had told me 'THIS' to define a woman at different stages of life measured in years. I know I should not talk about the "AGE" of a woman but it is so well described that I cannot help myself.

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her a story, to take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.