SOME HUMOUR

• "Women are expert mathematicians. They always divide their age by two, multiply their husband's income by five and add a few years to the age of their friends !" (Einstein's opinion)
  
• Teacher : "What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?"
  Student : "It is probably stolen !"
  
• Did you hear about the Italian farmer who ran a steam roller across his fields because he wanted to market mashed potatoes?