SOME FUN !!!

Just enjoy...!!!

• "When I was seven years old my father took me to the zoo."
  
  "Did they accept you ?"
  
• A famous writer once wrote a book about the adolescents and gave the following advice : When you go into a barber shop, always pick the barber with worst hair-cut. Remember, they cut one-another's hair !!!
  
• First man at a pub : "My wife doesn't love me, does yours ?"
  
  "I wouldn't know. I've never heard her mention your name," replied the other.
  
• I get intoxicated when I mix water in whiskey, in rum and in brandy. I suspect it is water which intoxicates me most.
  
• "How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?"
  
  "I'll tell you next week !"